NZ HAS HAD ENOUGH

[Kiwi Frontline]

NZ HAS HAD ENOUGH -by V D

Oh, how the mighty are fallen
Did you get the message, dear?
Did the people on your whirlwind tour
Make their feelings clear?

Did you think a trip to Northland
Would endear you to the crowd?
Ten minutes worth of gobbledy-gook
And they'd sing your praises loud?

One question from a journalist
And you were almost toast
Where were Jessica and Tova
When you needed them the most?

Oooh, no, Jacinda, sorry dear,
You've misjudged this one, petal,
Feelings are running scorching hot
And I'm not sure that they'll settle

And how about Whanganui, then,
Where I think you got the finger?
If you do return to Auckland
I don't suppose you'll linger

Quite a turn up for the books
About time, too, I reckon,
Time for you to plan ahead
Does resignation beckon?

So, sorry, Jacinda, too late now
Just head off back to Welly
Stick the jug on, put your feet up,
Sit and watch the telly

No-one wants to see you, dear,
You've made our lives too tough
Stay inside your ivory tower
NZ has had enough