Post by Kiwi Frontline on Jul 31, 2017 5:10:43 GMT 12
DIPSTICK BILL and TWINKLETOES FINLAYSON
So Bill the Dipton Dipstick is having a bit of a chinwag with Twinkletoes Finlayson.
Bill : You know Twink I'm having trouble sorting things out since Keyora shot through on us.
Twinkletoes: What seems to be the problem Billyboy?
Bill : It the water allocation to the parts. How can I pull it off and still stay in power.
Twinkletoes (his face red with Bill's directness) : Its easy as Bill. First set up a meeting with Gareth the Moron and he will set you straight on the arguments for giving all the fresh water to iwi. He will then tell you how the Parts will settle for 30% bless their generous little hearts.
Secondly, the elections are just around the corner so keep your head down and hope you son has plenty of midweek rugby games you can go attend to avoid Question Time.
Third, straight after the elections, while Winnie is having fun dicking you around, slip the allocations to the Parts via the local councils, say nothing to the media or the public, play rub the noses with a few Part greedies and Bob's your uncle.
Bill : You know Twink how I think you are really smart.
Twinkletoes : I know Bill you can get me to teach you the finer art of nose rubbing I've had plenty of experience.
By F L
So Bill the Dipton Dipstick is having a bit of a chinwag with Twinkletoes Finlayson.
Bill : You know Twink I'm having trouble sorting things out since Keyora shot through on us.
Twinkletoes: What seems to be the problem Billyboy?
Bill : It the water allocation to the parts. How can I pull it off and still stay in power.
Twinkletoes (his face red with Bill's directness) : Its easy as Bill. First set up a meeting with Gareth the Moron and he will set you straight on the arguments for giving all the fresh water to iwi. He will then tell you how the Parts will settle for 30% bless their generous little hearts.
Secondly, the elections are just around the corner so keep your head down and hope you son has plenty of midweek rugby games you can go attend to avoid Question Time.
Third, straight after the elections, while Winnie is having fun dicking you around, slip the allocations to the Parts via the local councils, say nothing to the media or the public, play rub the noses with a few Part greedies and Bob's your uncle.
Bill : You know Twink how I think you are really smart.
Twinkletoes : I know Bill you can get me to teach you the finer art of nose rubbing I've had plenty of experience.
By F L